At one point in time I had what I would consider a decent amount of friends. Unfortunately the majority of them moved away from NY, leaving me with a sparse group of people to call on the weekends. Don't get me wrong, when it comes to friends, quality outweighs quantity. I do however worry about a few things.
If I were to get married I don't want my side of the aisle to look pathetic.
Also when I'm very old I don't want to be the little old lady who talks to the deli man for a half hour because I'm lonely.
So I might have to pull an "I Love You, Man" and start going on friend dates with potential applicants. Apply within and please bring references.